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Yes, I am THAT Butch
Posted under Being RSG by Recovering Straight Girl
I split wood.
HG and I went on an impromptu camping trip to The. Most. Amazing. Campground.
Those of you who do not live in Oregon–I’m sorry about your luck because you probably can’t go. For the rest of you–I’ll tell you about the campground but you must promise not to tell anyone. Ever.
I don’t want the secret to get out.
It was fab.
Go there.
But don’t tell anyone else.
Ginger and Abby loved it. Ginger was so exhausted she could hardly move.
Abby was a bit tired too but not as much.
We had a great time testing out our new fancy, shmancy camper. It has heat and water and hot water and electricity. Fan-cy. We loved it. It’s so nice to not have to haul and heat up water to clean dishes. It was like staying in a hotel.
Only different.
Anyway. That’s where we’ve been all weekend. I’m glad the virus is gone. It’s thanks to Justin who is nice and a genius but don’t tell anyone about that either– he has a rep to protect man.
Tomorrow I am taking my friend Cory to the airport at Four Fucking in the Morning. It’s a good damn thing that I like her. Four in the Morning is not so much fun for anyone.
Here is a really bad picture of me with her baby Benicio (taken with photobooth, so the quality is not up to par. . .)
As much as I love Cory and her boys, I’m glad she’s taking both of them with her when she leaves. Boys Are Loud.
That is all peeps. Ciao.
Yeah for girly girls butching it up! Love the look of concentration on your face!
OMG, look at you!! That’s great!
Your camper looks huge. Very nice.
Piss off, wanker.
See? Totally Not Nice.
You’re spot on about the genius part, though. I are smart.
Red bandana + red shirt = color coordination.
Not so butch.
But the way you swing that axe?
Totally butch.
I love the last picture!
But wow, you should bring that ax with you next time we go to the Egyptian room. You’ll be the belle of the ball. Or the butch of the ball. That’s right, right?
That baby is freaking adorable. Makes me want to have one.. almost. OK, not so much. Makes me want to visit a baby. Yeah, that’s it.
Boys are loud. I should know. I’ve got one and soon to have two more. Very, very loud. But I love them.
Woof! (in a totally cute femme kinda way). In order to up you butch quotient you’re going to need a bigger ‘axe’ darlin’. But your technique looks good! A weekend in the woods sounds fantastic right about now…
The stance is a little off, too stiff and tense, and I’m very sorry but that = girly. Nice try though!
Tracey–that is how we butches swing hatchets in the US. You people in Australia do it your way–we’ll do it ours.
Oh yeah, you look all big bad and Butch. You look like the log insulted you and you are about to punish it. Bad log.
But what the hell do I know, I am not allowed to touch an ax.
One hot mama!!! Lucky HG!!!
Dear RSG,
Butches in Oz swing axes, not hatchets, and not in a girly way either.
Love,
Me.
Impressive.
Love it! When’s the workout video coming out?
Can i just say that it took me four tries to spell my name right??? WTF?
And the real reason I’m here? Oh, yeah. I’m with Tracey.
First thought? Uh, yeah, you look like a girl trying to swing a small ax. Sorry. But, it did make me laugh…
Maybe I’ll bring a real ax and swing away at the St. Francis this summer. I’ll show you what a real butch looks like- like a boy.
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