Recovering Straight Girl

Leading the Doily Dyke Revolution

Apr
23

Fancy Pants

Posted under Being RSG, Everyday ramble by Recovering Straight Girl

Today I went to lunch with the governor. I wore a new outfit that I purchased in a quick 20 minute shopping spree at TJ Maxx–a store that I heart. A lot.

I looked super cute and I would show you a picture but I don’t have one.

Today at the lunch with the governor I was taking pictures for Basic Rights Oregon and no one took any pictures of me looking so fancy. Too bad because I was wearing a skirt and tights. I haven’t had myself in a pair of tights or pantyhose for as long as I can possibly remember and I don’t anticipate it happening again anytime soon. It’s been so long since I’ve worn pantyhose or tights that I forgot how–but luckily I have friends to help me out. I was advised not to wear any panties with my tights to avoid all of the unfortunate stuff that happens when one wears tights or pantyhose. Stuff that I won’t mention here because . . . boys read this site . . .

Also at the luncheon with the governor were some fancy people like Jeff Merkley, Tina Kotek, and Sam Adams. If you don’t live in the Portland metropolitan area these people mean nothing to you but to us–they are fan-cy.

LeLo was also there and she was W-A-Y fancy in her spring dress and incredibly cute non-lezzie-lezzie shoes. I wonder if any of you know how incredibly talented that LeLo is? She’s amazing. She designed all of the print material for the luncheon today and it was Beautiful. And she did it pro-bono which makes her even more amazing. So I’m happy that LeLo is my friend–she’s beautiful, talented, nice, generous and she wears the greatest shoes.

HG and I went out for sushi tonight which was nice.

And quiet.

We have had house guests for the past week. My friend Cory and her two little boys have been visiting and even though we love her and her boys–little boys are Loud. Like really Loud. And messy. Have I also mentioned that my wife is maybe just a little, teeny, tiny bit OCD? Just a tad. So sushi was good. And quiet.

Yes, I changed my blog template back to see if all of y’all who had been getting a virus message were still getting it. I have a team of experts who have researched the problem and found none–so if this doesn’t work–I don’t know what to do. Just let me know–mmkay?

Two very long days have come to an end with successful results and that’s all I’ve got for now.

But if you were at the luncheon today and happen to take a photo of me–send it will you?

  1. Caroline Said,

    When you changed your blog it was freezing up my computer, but now that you have changed back it is working just fine.

  2. Lelo Said,

    Oh doh. I had my camera in my purse and did I get it out once during the whole thing? No I did not. I should have taken a picture of you in your awesome outfit with the world’s largest camera in your hands. That thing is impressive. It was fancy pants, wasn’t it? So fun: I love those things. I get to see all my favorite gays in one place. And those who love the gays. They’re much more fun than the regular ol’ straights. ;) I can’t believe you cyber stalked my shoes. I could have worn those things all day and gone dancing tonight they’re so comfortable. I love that you appreciate things like that. You are seriously the rockstar. SRSLY!

  3. smalltowndyke Said,

    congrats on the gov meeting and i know what you mean about tights . I am out of town on business and I bought pantyhose and forgot how. Oh and I am still getting the virus warning.

  4. SassyFemme Said,

    Scratchin’ my head at what goes wrong wearing panties with pantyhose and tights. I’ve been doing it for years.

  5. lesbrarian Said,

    I , too, am a little confused about the pantyhose and tights thing because I won’t wear them WITHOUT panties underneath. In fact, I tend to wear bigger, brief-ier undies with tights because I can’t stand the feel of nylon rubbing against my sensitive backside.

  6. Me at 6:55am « Recovering Californian Said,

    […] Straight Girl posted today about going to hang out with the Governor of Oregon. Because RSG is a lezzie a writer, she […]

  7. Wacky Mommy Said,

    I’m all, “Grown-ups???” Exciting, eh?

  8. melissa lion Said,

    Okay, I’m trying to figure out this vimeo thing. I have a video response to this post. But for the life of me, I can’t get it to embed. What the hell!

  9. melissa lion Said,

    Got it!

  10. Lisa Said,

    Dammit, I can’t see the non-lezzie lezzie shoes that Lelo had.

    I have no problem wearing a dress, but it’s the pantyhose that I hate. Maybe I need to try the panty-less?

  11. JustinS Said,

    As the duly elected representative of menfolk everywhere, I can tell you that we can take it. In fact, those of us with daughters might actually need to know some of this stuff.

    Even if we don’t really want to…

  12. Recovering Straight Girl Said,

    All my links were messed up but now they are fixed.

    For pantyhose explanation–see Melissa Lion

  13. JoeInVegas Said,

    Pantyhose bad? Not sure I want to know, after all these years. No virus - never had a warning.

  14. Eileen Said,

    Thigh Highs!!!! Not tights, not panty hose. Total freedom. Panties are still OPTIONAL. Woo Hoo!!

    Take care while I am gone.
    My cell phone will be with me. Ya’ll can call me anytime!

    Speaking of panties optional…..when I get back we may have to visit a local strip club. It’s been a while.

  15. Stephanie Said,

    I’m still getting that stupid virus warning when I bring up your blog!

  16. KittyLitter Said,

    I’m getting scary virus warning too still

  17. Bigboid Said,

    OMG!!! Boys read your website? I never would have thought it! I, for one, came here from Life, Family, et al — the Maidink blog. She and I are friends on FB.

  18. (another) Wendy :) Said,

    I know I have been busy, and sketchy in visiting my favorite blogs, but how did you end up at such a cool lunch with the governor and cool attendees? Wow! What a day! :-D

  19. (another) Wendy :) Said,

    DUH!! (a few hours later)… I just remembered “how”… I forgot about the “Basic Rights Education Fund’s 15th Annual Oregonians Against Discrimination Business Leaders Luncheon”… Sorry for the ditsy moment! Still, WAY cool!

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