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It’s possible that the world is coming to an end
Posted under Being RSG by Recovering Straight GirlClimate change is bad people. It is bad when in April there is freezing cold temperatures and snow and hail and rain and then some sun and then more hail and a little bit of rain and it’s still freezing cold. Like I need to wear my fancy expensive warm sweater cold all day because it’s so cold. In April.
Also, HG and I took Melissa Lion out last night to the Lesbian Nightclub in town. It did not snow or hail inside, but there were some scary lesbians and I had to walk Melissa to the bathroom to protect her from the scariness. And, she sang “She Bop” for karaoke. I have video to prove it and if she ever does anything to piss me off–I will put it on You Tube. She will most likely do anything for me until the end of time.
Today I took my wife kicking and screaming to Nordstrom (no S. on the end) for Bra Shopping. We stopped at Starbucks so that I could get a coffee before we began the Bra Shopping and the barista asked what we were up to today. I replied, “Bra Shopping” to which he seemed a bit astonished. Hey, don’t ask if you don’t want to know.
At Nordstrom the Bra Lady said I was a “very good friend” for giving HG moral support while Bra Shopping. I smiled and said, “Yes, I am a very, very special friend.”
After Nordstrom, we went to Target for hairspray and razors and then to McMenamin’s for Beer. This is how I get HG to do what I wish–I promise her Beer. It works Every Single Time. At McMenamin’s we had a heartfelt conversation about how much we mean to each other and we both got teary and then we thought of ways to blackmail Melissa Lion with the cell phone video we have of her performing “She Bop” for the lesbians.
It was a very good day. And even though the crazy weather may be pointing to the world coming to an end–I’m okay with it. Friends, HG, Karaoke, Bras, Starbucks, and Beer make everything–even the end of the world–tolerable.
Cheers.
Update to those who have inquired about the Virus Message that appears to a few of you on my main page. I inquired about this with the very smart people who manage the hosting of this site. They can’t find a problem, so I’m not really sure what the deal is. I’m most certain that there is not a virus attached to my website and I don’t think you could even get a virus just by visiting a website but I have a Mac so I’m not sure. I think it’s all okay though, but please continue to let me know so that I can pass on the info to the nice people at Hosting Matters.
I’d do what you want even if there was no video footage. I sucked at She Bop. Sucked. I realized it was not the right song as soon as the blue boy magazine was mentioned. Perhaps these ladies don’t bop to boy mags.
Well, we had 4″ of snow last week in Pueblo, today it was mid-70’s. That’s normal weather for Colorado, has been for the last 15 years I’ve been here. Climate changes. Always has always will. I’m not saying we don’t have an effect on it, just that we aren’t the ONLY thing affecting it. Far as I’m concerned, living in a very dry agricultural area, more snow = more moisture = good crops = food. So, it’s a good thing
Scary lesbians at the ERoom?
Pshaw. Impossible.
I hate bra shopping..and YET GOOD BRAS are wonderful. I finally bought some new bras over the weekend and it’s like WOW..some bras are so much better than others at holding stuff together
yay for coffee and new bras.
I’m still getting the virus warning, but your page loads and I see everything - so who cares? I don’t and it will not stop me from reading your blog
In Austria, we had basically no snow in december/january/febuary, it even was really warm in febuary (15 degrees celsius, don’t know the farenheit) and last week it snowed twice!!! and then yesterday it was 20 degrees warm, at night 0 degrees - april is CRAZY!!
The 3 B’s how could it get any better? (4 if you count boobs)
5 days until I am sitting on the beach getting rain in my umbrella drink.
So, you are bribed with Starbucks before and she with beer after? Sounds reasonable.
I love that ‘very special friend’ comment!
I say if the end of the world is imminent you may as well have fun. Beer (or wine) and karaoke are great ways to start.
I’m still getting the virus warning (virus program is Trend Micro Antivirus - if that would help your people out in any way) but the virus warning is marked low so I’m still coming by.
And I agree - this weather is crazy!!! I’m ready for some real spring warmth now, thanks.
I can think of few worse shopping trips than bra shopping. Ugh.
Hey FYI on the virus message. I have a mac too, and wasn’t getting it. Then it came up yesterday. For some reason your link changed to add some googlepages.com/ thing infront. Just get rid of that, and you are home free from the message.
It doesn’t seem to be happening today, but I accessed you via my feed reader today. I can’t remember how I clicked through yesterday.
Not sure it helps, but maybe check the wordpress forums?
just happened upon your site and being a security nut (and Mac user; hi!). just wanted to say that i see no virus message but let you know FYI that indeed, Windows users at least, can get a “virus” just be viewing a webpage. Interesting, huh?
lovely site, wonderful writer!
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