Recovering Straight Girl

Leading the Doily Dyke Revolution

Mar
31

Spring Break? Over.

Posted under Being RSG, Higher Learning by Recovering Straight Girl

I go back to school today.  Three classes this term people, I’m living life on the edge.  One of those classes, Creative Non-Fiction, is FOUR credits.  Four.  Look out, I’m taking college by storm.

Also today at my Institute for Higher Learning . . .

President Clinton.

He’s campaigning for his wife AT MY COLLEGE.

I’ll be there.  My mom’s bringing the girls.  I’ll be taking a picture (if I’m allowed,) and also asking a question about marriage equality (if I’m allowed,) and shaking his hand, (if I’m allowed.)  If any of those things go badly, hopefully I don’t get wrestled to the ground by the secret service.  Keep me in your thoughts.  Also, I will not be wearing a blue dress.  Just sayin’.

I’m still sick, but I have some Contraband Sudafed that I commandeered from Washington awhile back.  It’s not Dayquil, but it will have to do.

Also, I got my grades from last term.  Four Point Fucking Oh.

Thank you and Ciao.

(Please go to the post below and answers John’s question.  His education depends on it . . .) 

  1. tysgirl Said,

    Congrats on the 4.0!

    Are you sure you want to shake Clinton’s hand, who knows where it’s been lately.

  2. Lisa Said,

    4.0- Yay, you! You’re rocking the school thing.

    I just missed seeing Hillary here in town this weekend. I think that you should wear a blue dress. :)

  3. melissa lion Said,

    4.0! Yay! Congrats, and you deserve.

    Could you have Bill autograph your breast and the somehow transfer it to my skin? Because I love him and dream of one day wearing a blue dress.

  4. Kelly Said,

    Congrats on your 4.0! What are you getting a degree in?

  5. joeinvegas Said,

    Good work on the 4.0! Keep it up!

  6. zoe Said,

    Congrats on the 4.O!

    Bill came to our town last week, but for some ridiculously stupid fucking reason, he appeared at the high school just 2 fucking blocks from Purdue University’s campus. We didn’t go fight for one of the 1,800 seats in the high school gym. Purdue, which could have accomedated 3 or more times that many people, was considered a security risk, while the high school 2 block off campus was not. How the fuck does that make any sense?

  7. E. Said,

    Bill Clinton, the former president, is going to be at CCC in Salem? No offense to your college, RSG. It just seems a bit odd to me. Very cool. I hope you get to shake his hand. I think he was a great president and would be honoured to be in his presence.

  8. smalltowndyke Said,

    congrats on the 4.0 good luck with bill!!

  9. SassyFemme Said,

    4.0? You freakin’ rock, RSG! Hope you get to ask the marriage question.

  10. Tracey Said,

    Is 4.0 good? We don’t have a system like that here.

  11. Kate Said,

    Congrats on the 4.0! You rock! :)

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