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Spooks and Ghouls and Drunks and Sluts
Posted under DD's, Everyday ramble by Recovering Straight GirlI was only the last two.
Another Halloween has come to pass, and we made it through un-scathed and very possibly twenty pounds heavier. Let’s just say my diet for Puerto Vallarta went all to hell yesterday when my children brought home seventeen pounds of chocolate. DD#1 went to a friends house to trick or treat (because we’re not cool enough to hang out with,) and her friend lives in the “hoity toity richy” part of town where they give out KING sized candy. And that little brat sweetie won’t let me have her King Sized Twix. B-eotch.
This was my wife…

Admit it. You want her.
This was her first mate,

Aaargh!
Fun was had by all. Except for the children that HG made cry while she handed out candy.
I, unfortunately, got stuck taking the kids around the neighborhood, but I must not complain; the NW saw it’s first dry Halloween in four years. Good times.
DD#3 was Hannah Montana,

Taking a break from the rigorous concert tour.
Later, I tried on her wig.

Ooh la-la. Not.
So that’s the report from Halloween. More pics on Flickr. If you’re so inclined.


Drunken sluts are the best kind.
Your daughter looks precious. YOU look like a stripper
That dog is SO gonna get you back one day.
That’s what I really love about you– your excellent drinking ethic!
I must agree with Syd, you do look like a stripper in that shot.
King Size Twix Rock!
Pirates are hot.
RSG, the stripper. I like it. Maybe I’ll be that next year.
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