Recovering Straight Girl

Leading the Doily Dyke Revolution

Nov
01

Spooks and Ghouls and Drunks and Sluts

Posted under DD's, Everyday ramble by Recovering Straight Girl

The graveyard in our front lawn

I was only the last two.

Another Halloween has come to pass, and we made it through un-scathed and very possibly twenty pounds heavier. Let’s just say my diet for Puerto Vallarta went all to hell yesterday when my children brought home seventeen pounds of chocolate. DD#1 went to a friends house to trick or treat (because we’re not cool enough to hang out with,) and her friend lives in the “hoity toity richy” part of town where they give out KING sized candy. And that little brat sweetie won’t let me have her King Sized Twix. B-eotch.

This was my wife…
My wife is H-O-T
Admit it. You want her.

This was her first mate,
Captain HG's First Mate
Aaargh!

Fun was had by all. Except for the children that HG made cry while she handed out candy.
I, unfortunately, got stuck taking the kids around the neighborhood, but I must not complain; the NW saw it’s first dry Halloween in four years. Good times.

DD#3 was Hannah Montana,
Hannah Montana
Taking a break from the rigorous concert tour.

Later, I tried on her wig.
Me with straight hair
Ooh la-la. Not.

So that’s the report from Halloween. More pics on Flickr. If you’re so inclined.

  1. limpy99 Said,

    Drunken sluts are the best kind.

  2. syd Said,

    Your daughter looks precious. YOU look like a stripper :P

    That dog is SO gonna get you back one day.

  3. Lisa Said,

    That’s what I really love about you– your excellent drinking ethic!

    I must agree with Syd, you do look like a stripper in that shot.

    King Size Twix Rock!

  4. weese Said,

    Pirates are hot.

  5. Recovering Straight Girl Said,

    RSG, the stripper. I like it. Maybe I’ll be that next year.

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