Recovering Straight Girl

Leading the Doily Dyke Revolution

Sep
29

Fun With Stats

Posted under Blogging, Everyday ramble by Recovering Straight Girl

Well Peeps, it’s the end of the month, and sometimes at the end of the month, I like to look at my FTP Stats and take a look-see at who has been reading my blog, who likes to link here, and the most fun part of all, the search engine phrases that bring people here.

I honestly laugh my ass off every time I read these, and today I’ll just share a few of my favorites. Some are a re-occurring theme.

  1. Nicest boobs (not mine, definitely HG’s)
  2. Lubed boobs (too slippery I would imagine)
  3. Naked Karaoke (guilty)
  4. Straight girls have sex with girls (yeah, when they’re G-A-Y!)
  5. Fuck the weather girl (I didn’t, I swear)
  6. Gay girls turning straight girls gay (oh, if only…)
  7. Me and my best friend made out; we’re both straight girls (not anymore)
  8. Steps to have sex (I’m seriously concerned about the person who searched this phrase, so sad…)
  9. How could I tell my best friend that I was attracted to her and wanted to have a lesbian affair? (there’s a theme here…)
  10. All lawyers are bad (Limpy, I did NOT say that!)
  11. Fucking my neighbor (yes, my neighbor is on the questionable side of straight, but that will not be happening)
  12. Hard core trailer trash (maybe on Syd’s blog…)
  13. Two girls having sex with each other (makes them G-A-Y)
  14. Steps to have sex with a girl (don’t parents talk to their children anymore?)
  15. Do the 12 steps have to be done in order? (I would guess, yes.)

What’s on your Stat counter?

Ciao y’all. (That was one of them too!)

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  1. Lisa Said,

    I somehow mentioned boobs and Oprah in the same post and now my stat counter is going crazy with that. Who in the hell wants to see that? Somehow Canadians think I’m an expert on Jennifer Garner. I don’t ever recall mentioning her, but what the hell…
    #3 is much fun!
    #5 I could have- we used to have the hottest weather girl here. I even wrote about her once on my blog and people still hit my site meter looking her up. Long, long story!

  2. Kami Said,

    HYSTERICAL.

  3. jess Said,

    I admit it…# 2 was me.

    Hard core trailer trash–HOT.

    kidding. kidding.

  4. Rhea Said,

    You’re making these up, right?

  5. SassyFemme Said,

    Naked Karaoke? Hahaha!
    LMAO @ #12!!!

    Checked my stats, top searches in Sept:
    - blogger lesbian ’since we were 5
    - mom’s diamond reset
    - angie and shelly (Hmmm, interesting! Let them know next time you talk w/them!)
    - femme blogger
    - latasha byers
    - edable knickers –how the hell did they find me on that one?!?!
    - wnba refs

  6. Maidink Said,

    Here are mine in order of popularity:

    ~ what does et al mean

    ~ nick beyeler naked (not on my blog but I have a link for it)

    ~ sean lamont naked (ibid)

    ~ ear repiercing (I don’t recommend it)

    ~ PA perk testing

  7. SoozieQ Said,

    I don’t have search engines coming to my site, so I don’t get that cool kinda information from my metering sites. I’m 99.9% certain that any searches to my site would revolve the most BORING shit possible and therefore, no one would be searching for it in the first place.

    I haven’t seen HG’s boobs, but yours are pretty darn nice! ;-)

  8. limpy99 Said,

    I don’t even know if I have a stat counter. There are plenty of bad lawyers around, I don’t take offense at that. Hell, all those bad ones are paying my mortgage.

  9. witchtrivets Said,

    Oh, RSG, you make me laugh. Thank you for that.

    So here are some of mine with comments.

    1. wet leather — no comment
    2. ginger + dog’s stomach — think this one is for you RSG!
    3. lesbian martha stewart — I’ve changed my moniker to the “crunchy lesbian martha stewart” now that I have had dinner at RSG’s house. I am no match for the real lesbian martha stewart
    4. apocalypse bag — I do have one, but I need to make updates so that it can serve as the zombie apocalypse bag as well
    5. bees in pine straw — ah, the good old days in NC
    6. birthday gift basket for tomboys — hey, is there a market for these? I see a business opportunity
    7. femmed husband — this one always shows up. I don’t know what it means. Except I may be one
    8. hard femme — nope, this is what I am. Surprised I don’t get more searches on this one
    9. obnoxious vegetarians — I admit I am one
    10. siler city NC smells bad — I agree. That whole area stinks. But still, I feel some fondness for it.
    11. sister screwing — um, no thanks
    12. rid house of weasels — can’t help you, but man, that sucks.

  10. Bucky Four-Eyes Said,

    Some recent ones:

    * greasy urine (I see this one all the time)
    * cats having sex (ditto)
    * lesbo pussy (hell, yeah!)
    * dirty tampon (hell, no!)
    * foaming at the mouth (guilty)
    * butt plug (usually a dozen times a day)
    * dita von teese (can’t we put that one next to the lesbo pussy?)
    * hot gay buttsex (which could mean any number of things, really)
    * jacking off (also recurring…someone once came by looking for “jacking off” and stayed for several hours and 70 page views)

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