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Random thoughts for Sunday
Posted under Everyday ramble by Recovering Straight GirlAll over our town are lawn signs that say,
“Put the Christ back in Christmas.”
I was thinking it would be fun to drape our entire yard in Santa’s and snowmen and make a sign that says,
“Put the Secularism Back in the Holidays!”
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On that same note,
If I say, “Happy Holidays” to you, don’t correct me and say,
“You mean, Merry Christmas…”
No fuckwad, I don’t mean Merry Christmas, I mean Happy Holidays!
What if I don’t celebrate Christmas?
What if I just like to buy gifts, run up my credit card, cut down perfectly good Noble Firs, and hang pretty lights because it’s fun,
and it’s what the rest of America does?
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And speaking of the holdays,
Who designs a house with no outside outlets?
How is a person suppossed to put up Holiday lights
without an outside plug?
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I now hate Best Buy and refuse to ever shop there again. Why? Because they lie, they change their policies from one minute to the next and they are always trying to fuck you.
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Ditto for Direct TV.
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I have to go to my Glamorous Waitressing job now.
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Happy Holidays!
You have hit on some of my biggest pet peeves. First, Best Buy likes to screw with people, and it irritates the shit out of me. As for outside outlets, I agree. C. and I just had two put in this past summer, one in the front and one in the back. Why? Our house looks like the Griswald’s during Christmas, and I didn’t want someone to break their damn neck over extension cords.
I have never been to Best Buy before and I don’t have Direct TV (we are thinking about that one) but I DO currently have a house that has tons of outside outlets! It’s always something isn’t it? Hope your holiday is a lovely one.
You know it is really funny that I agree with you on so much of the shit you say.
This is another one of those times.
Just because I celebrate Christmas probably doesn’t mean everyone else does..What a fucking concept that is huh?
Happy Holidays RSG. I heart you.
I got a blinky annoying email from an aunt about putting the christ back in christmas. I was offended.
I hope you managed to get your lights up without too much hassle. HAPPY HOLIDAYS to you and your loved ones!
You crack me right the hell up.
Happy Holidays, bitch. Love ya.
Yard signs saying Put Christ back in Christmas? Geez, I thought your neck of the woods was supposed to be really liberal!
Wow … rough day?
I never liked Best Buy. I mean, if you know what you want to get, it’s okay. But, don’t ask the thickheaded gits that work there ANYTHING. Useless pinheads.
Put the Christ back in Christmas? Oh for fuck’s sake.
Hope tomorrow goes better fer ya.
To you and your family.
Yeah well there’s always a better place to go than Best Buy. Hope your holiday gets better.
Keep X in X-mas!
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