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If the ring fits,
Posted under Our Illegal Wedding by Recovering Straight GirlOh, but it doesn’t.
Dissapointingly enough, we received HG’s illegal-wedding ring today just to find that it does not fit.
Damn.
Ross, the nice man at Love and Pride, is doing everything that he can to get us the custom size in time for our trip, but I must say that I am not overly hopeful.
What is a soon-to-be-illegal-bride to do?
I suggested that we buy her a temporary ring, but she wouldn’t hear of such a thing. So it looks like we either get the ring in time or HG gets married, sans ring.
So dissapointing, so sad, so not like I planned.
Perhaps Ross will come through for us?
Not to mention that our tidy ten day trip is turning complicated. It doesn’t look like our dog Abby is going to be able to stay with my Mom at her new house due to the fact that her yard is not completely fenced and we are terrified that she will freak out, (she’s lke that,) and run away.
The last thing that we want to do is return from our illegal-honeymoon to find that we are short one dog. The only alternative is to take her to the nice lesbian dog kennel and board her the entire time. Poor Abby.
Of course we don’t need to worry a thing about Ginger, as she will be well take care of having the time of her life with her bio-sister and her moms.
But alas, bumps in the road will not deter us from our goal, and yes there will be pictures!
Oh no! If we could take Abby we totally would: I’m afraid it would put 14-year old Picasso over the edge though.
As for the ring, may I suggest a ring made of tin foil? Or wire? She has to have SOMETHING. What about one of those raver pacifier candy rings–they look like a big ol’ nipple. That’s perfect!
I’m with Lelo, she HAS to have SOMETHING. Although, clearly Lelo is way more hip than me, because I’m not sure I know what a raver ring looks like. But if it’s nippleish, it can’t be all bad.
She must have something to wear that day; I also agree with that sentiment. And you know that once you have the backup figured out, the real one will be ready;>
Well, crap. I hope Ross hurries it up!
Phooey! I’m having faith that it’ll all work out!
Sorry I have been a slug in commenting.
Anyway, that so rots about the ring.
As for Abby, the pup should be fine. If the kennel has a good rep, no worries.
AND you shouldn’t have any worries on your honeymoon, darn you!
Don’t forget, things happen for a reason. Someday, everything that is happening right now will make sense later.
Take it from me, I wholly subscribe to that philosophy.
So there we are, it’ll all be okay.
Awww damn.
The damn ring doesn’t fit.
I am sure it will all be fine!
I can’t believe that you guys are actually doing this, I am so excited I could pee myself.
On my trip to Costa Rica this weekend for work there were 2 lesbian couples with us…It was the coolest.
http://realestate.netscape.com/story/2007/08/27/costa-rica-real-estate-by-firstrealtycrcom
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